02/23/2007
#268 - “Why Be A Teen Heartthrob When There Are So Many Other Better Throbbable Parts Of The Body?!” Edition.

02/01/2008
#321 - “Tonight We Explore A Man Whose Passion For Music Is So Strong He Has Given Up Years Of Friday Nights To Share It A Man Whose Dedication Is Legendary, Whose Aroma Is Fragrant, Whose Living Room Is Filled With Music And Who Wants To See If You Are Paying Any Attention To What He Just Said!”

02/08/2008
#322 - “Well, I Voted And I’m Sure My Vote Counted Because I Stuck Around For The Count And Finally Learned How To Use An Abacus!” Edition

02/15/2008
#323 - “How Many Time Do I Have To Tell You That Every Seventh Show Is The 7” Edition? If You Don’t Listen To Me, Next Time Your Going To Bed Without Dinner And Your Radio!” Edition

02/22/2008
#324 - “How Excited Am I About My New YEAR Thing Happening A Week From Tonight? So Excited I Am Turning Tonight’s Menace’s Attic Into A Talk Show And Won’t Be Playing Any Music For The Next 60 Minutes ! Hello, Are You Still There? Did You Hang Up On Me?” Edition

02/29/2008
#325 - “In Order To Test and Practice With My New Audio Equipment For YEAR, This Show Is Actually Being Recorded In My Living Room With Music Pulled As We Go Along!” Edition

02/06/2009
#371 - “The Great Thing About The 7” Edition Is That I Can Wear All Of My Analog Clothing To The Studio – It’s So Much Softer Than Those Digital Duds!” (All Set Intros Tonight Have The Same Structure And End Result – Memorize All Four And Win A Prize!)

02/13/2009
#372 - “It’s The Devil Or Angel Edition - Love Meets Evil One One Exciting Night In Honor Of Valentine’s Day And Friday The 13th!” Edition

02/20/2009
#373 - “It’s Amazing How Shopping At Trader Joe’s Can Inspire Me To Do A Radio Show, And No This Is Not A Dedication To Two Buck Chuck, Who Is Actually Four Buck Chuck In New York City!” Edition

02/27/2009
#374 - We’ve Accomplished. I Do Know That By The Time We Get To 33 And A Third Percent, Things Better Start Spinning Or We’re In Worse Trouble Than We Thought!” Edition

02/05/2010
#424 - “Our Special Guest Tonight Inspired Me To Let New York City Take Over The Show, And So If You Don’t Have Your Token, Don’t Even Think Of Listening!” Edition

02/12/2010
#425 - “What Could Be Sweeter In Honor Of Valentine’s Day Than Some Power Pop And Special Guests Who Is Mighty Sweet On It?” Edition

02/19/2010
#426 - “If I Could Change The Space-Time Continuum, I’d Be Super Happy Right Now. Or At Least My 7 a.m. Flight To A Later One! ” Edition

02/26/2010
#427 - “This Show Couldn’t Be Any More Off The Wall, ‘Cause Every Song Is Pulled Off The Back Wall Of My Living Room – And No Paint Was Chipped In The Process!” Edition

02/04/2011
#475 - “Well Kids, USF Tried To Kill This Show, But Fact Is Dennis The Menace Isn’t Even Susceptible To Kryptonite, So Why Would A Bunch Of Money-Grubbing, Sleazy, Jesuit University Bozos Be Able To Keep Me Off Of The Air!?”

02/11/2011
#476 - “Whether You’re Talking About Blue Collar or White Collar Crime, Tonight We’re Guilty As Charged And Starched Here On The Menace’s Attic!”

02/18/2011
#477 - The “I’m One Show Late On The 7” Edition So I’m Going To Blame It On The Time Space Continuum Caused By The Oversized Holes In 45 RPM Records That Effects The Sun, The Moon And The Menace!” Edition

02/25/2011
#478 - The “Tonight’s Show Has It All: Cheating, Insomnia, Destruction, Unique Smells And The Usual Array Of Narrative Nonsense, Based On Having Very Little Clue Of What Direction We’re Heading In, Or When And If We’ll Get There In The 59 Minutes We Have Left After This Way Too Long Introductory Title! ” Edition

02/05/2012
#523 - “I Was All Set To Do Something Political And Then Don Cornelius Died. So I Decided We Had To Take A Non-Stop Ride On The Soul Train!” Edition

02/12/2012
#524 - “Artists Keith Richards And Iggy Pop Obviously Have Nine Lives. So, Why Can’t They Loan A Couple To Whitney, Amy, Don And Others Who Should Still Be With Us? ” Edition

02/19/2012
#525 - It’s The Can You Believe It I Did The Math Right And It’s Time For The “7” Edition Of This Radio Show. Well It’s Not Really The Time Per Se, Because This Show Airs At Three Different Times Each Week. And It’s Not Exactly The Date Either. It’s Just The Mathematically Correct Answer That Equals What You Get When You Divide Seven By – Geez I Better Stop Or It Will Not Be Time For The Next One!

02/26/2012
#526 - It’s THE 12” EDITION

02/02/2013
#575 - “This Show Will Be Full Of Hits And Misses. Hey Wait, It’s Super Bowl Weekend, So Really The Goal Of This Show Should Be To Tackle Something We Never Have Before – A Show Without Bad Puns Like The Two That Just Occurred! Well, Either Way I’m Sure We’ll Have A Ball!”

02/10/2013
#576 - “I’m Not Sure I’ve Ever Done A Show Quite Like This Before. In Tribute To Reg Of The Troggs, They Appear In All Four Sets, And Each Of Those Sets Have A Title That Ends The Same Way. I’d Say That Will Truly Make It A Wild Thing!”

02/17/2013
#577 - “To Celebrate The Exciting New AudioArts Air 4 Mixing Desk In The Menace Studio, We’re Putting It Through Its Paces With An All 7” Record Party!”

02/24/2013
#578 - “It’s Certainly Not Summer Yet, But Since We Are Paying Tribute To Shadow Morton, Whaddya Say We Pretend?!”

03/09/2007
#270 - The “Once Again The Show Is About Love, Not My Love, Not Your Love, Just The Kind Of Love That Makes The Sets Work.” Edition.

03/16/2007
#271 - The “I Know You’d Love To Be With Me Seeing All Those Bands At South By Southwest, So This Time I Am Bringing Back Some BBQ For Each And Every One Of You, Just Send Me Your Address And I’ll Mail ‘Ya Rib” Edition.

03/23/2007
#272 - The “Normally I Do My South By Southwest Wrap-Up On The Sunday Show, But They Told Me That If I Want A Press Pass Next Year, I Have To Make A Bigger Deal Than Ever Out Of It, So I Decided To Go For Maximum Ratings! Gosh, I Hope The Folks At South by Southwest Aren’t Listening Or Boy Am I In Big Trouble! What? I Have To Send Them A Copy Of This Or They Won’t Know I Did It? Well, Get Ready Mouth, The Foot Is On its Way!” Edition.

03/30/2007
#273 - The “I’m Not Sure Which I’m More Excited About, Spring Or April Fools. Have No Fear, Even On Regular Friday Nights, This Show Has A Lot Of Both. (Whatever That Means!)” Edition

03/07/2008
#326 - “It’s The South by Southwest Warm Up Edition. To Get Ready Tonight While On The Air, I’ll Be Eating Bad Pizza, Chugging Shiner Boch Beer And Only Sleeping During The Long Songs!” Edition

03/14/2008
#327 - “Dennis Is At South By Southwest Tonight So His Ventriloquist Dummy Is Hosting The Show!” Edition

03/21/2008
#328 - “I’m Back From SXSW And It Was So Much Fun, I Decided To Bring Some Leftovers Back For You. Unfortunately, It Didn’t Travel All So Well On The Plane So All I Have Left Is This Strategically Placed Glop Of BBQ Sauce From Ironworks!” Edition

03/28/2008
#329 - “I’ve Had To Come Up With An Original Title For This Radio Show 328 Times Now, And That Is No Small Feat. That Said, I Never Was A Huge Fan Of Little Feat, So There Will Be No “Dixie Chicken” Tonight. Which Reminds Me Of This Terrible Jingle I Heard When I Was A Kid, “Don’t Cook Tonight Call Chicken Delight.” I’ll Bet You’d Pay More More Than A Poultry Sum To Shut Up And Get To The Music!” Editi

03/06/2009
#375 - “It’s Been A Hell Of A Week, And I Couldn’t Be Happier To Be In My Little Studio Cocoon Where The Evils Of The World Can’t Find Me – Except Perhaps Johnny Rotten!” Edition

03/13/2009
#376 - “This One’s For The Girls – The First Ever Menace’s Attic Almost All Female Vocals (Though There Will Likely Be Guys Playing Instruments” Edition

03/20/2009
#377 - “While I’m At SXSW I Decided To Record A Show In The Menace Home Studio Using Only The Comp CD’s I Made For D.J.’ing For Bands Like The Smithereens, Dramarama and The Plimsouls At Café Du Nord!” Edition

03/27/2009
#378 - “This Show Is Fresh Out Of The Oven, So Please Be Sure To Wear Your Mitts While Turning Up The Volume, Or Handling Your Internet Applications To Tune It In!” (Also It’s Technically, The 7”) Edition

03/05/2010
#428 - “After The Last Two Weeks Of Pre-Recorded Shows, You Probably Don’t’ Think I’ll Ever Come In Live On A Friday Night Again. Well, Guess What, I’m Going To Live Here For At Least Two More Weeks Before South-By-Southwest!!” Edition

03/12/2010
#429 - “This Show Was Put Together In Just 25 Minutes And It Takes An Hour To Actually Do It. Hmmm, Am I Just Talking Half As Fast And Playing The Records At The Wrong Speed? Or Is It True This Daylight Savings Time Stuff Must Go?!” Edition

03/19/2010
#430 - “Yup, I’m In Austin Again At South By Southwest And That Means You Can Smell The Shiner Bock On My Breath From A Mile Away, But Please Don’t Put Me In The Clinker With Those Rock ‘n Roll Hatin’ Thugs Again!” Edition

03/26/2010
#431 - “Well, I’m Back From SXSW Live And Glad To Be Alive!” Edition

03/04/2011
#479 - The “The Things I Learn While Programming This Radio Show Could Never Be Learned In School. For Example No Teacher Ever Taught Me That The Bird Is A Word! Ooops! Did I Just Give Away The First Song Of The First Set? ” Edition

03/11/2011
#480 - The “I’ve Been So Busy Preparing To Go To Austin For South By Southwest, That It’s A Miracle I Didn’t Serve Up Ribs, White Bread and Beans Instead Of Music For This Radio Show!” Edition.

03/25/2011
#482 - The “Tonight The Slogan Of This Radio Show Makes Total Sense Edition Because I’m Not Cheating On The New Part, The Old Part Or The Dusty Part!” Edition.

03/04/2012
#527 - “This Show Isn’t Going To Monkee Around. We Have A Tribute And A Vacation Story To Get To. So, Let’s Get To Work!”

03/11/2012
#528 - “As Far As I Can Tell Everything On This Show Is Made In America Including Your Host. And Know You Cannot Check My Label To Prove It!”

03/18/2012
#529 - “I’m At SXSW, And That Means That I Didn’t Have A Lot Of Time To Plan This Show Before I Left So It’s Another Freeform Edition!”

03/25/2012
#530 - “How Ironic That I’m AT South By Southwest And This Show Premieres On A New Radio Station In The Southwest (Boy, Can That Dennis The Menace Twist A Phrase!)”

03/02/2013
#579 - “Well, I’m Off To The 35th Reunion For My College Radio Station WCDB, Albany. It’s Kind Of Amazing I Was One Of The First DJ’s On The Air And I Just Had My 36th Birthday!”

03/09/2013
#580 - “There’s No Overarching Theme For This Week’s Show, Though Each Individual Set Will Have One As Usual. By The Way, None Of This Has Anything To Do With Sneakers! Overarching! Get It? Sneakers! Boy, When I Hit Upon A Great Sneaker Joke, There’s No Stopping Me!”

03/16/2013
#581 - “Since I’ve Been At SXSW All This Week I’ve Had No Time To Plan This Show. That Means It’s Another Freeform Edition With Every Song Picked Minutes Before The One Before It Ends!”

03/23/2013
#582 - “I’m Back From SXSW With Everything Intact Except My Voice! Well, Actually My Brain Is A Bit Fried Too! That’s Why This Entire Show Has A Novel Approach And I’m Throwing Out The Rule Book! Oh Wait, That’s Every Week, Isn’t It?”

03/30/2013
#583 - “It’s Been A Wild Week Between The Government Trying To Decide Who Can Get Married, And The Corporate Folks Deciding They’d Divorce People En Masse!”

04/06/2007
#274 - The “Once Again, My Math Failed Me Because I Was Supposed To Do The 7” Edition Last Week. Please Don’t Tell Anyone, Or I’ll Have You Sent To The Principal’s Office!”

04/13/2007
#275 - The “Well It’s Friday The 13th And Right Now I Am In Orlando Florida With Kate At The Nickelodeon Hotel. I Sure Hope Spongebob Doesn’t Invite Danny Phantom To Our Room To Mark The Occasion!”

04/20/2007
#276 - The “When It Comes To Writing A Great Love Song, Sometimes Words Just Ain’t Enough!”

04/27/2007
#278 - The “I’m In New York At Another Film Festival, Pretty Soon The Only Thing I’ll Remember Eating is Sprockets – Hey That Sounds Like A Great Name For A Breakfast Cereal, Of Course In This Age Of Digital Cinema, The Kids’ll Never Buy It!”

04/04/2008
#330 - “In Honor of Tonights 7” Edition (All 45 rpm records all the time.) I Googled 45 Revolutions Per Minute. And Thanks To Wickipedia, I Have Some Amazing Things To Tell You Tonight Between The Songs!” Edition.

04/11/2008
#331 - “When You Go For Dinner And A Drink At Clint’s Place In The Dessert And The Piano Player Is Playing Things Like “Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys”, There’s No Question You Should Find Out More About Him, And I Did. His Name Is Andy Cahan!” Edition

04/18/2008
#332 - “It’s Not Strange At All That The Other Day When I Re-connected With A Friend I Hadn’t Seen In 20 Years I Made That Into One Of Tonight’s Connections For This Radio Show! (Hey, The Gosh Darn Ideas Have Got To Come From Somewhere!)” Edition

04/03/2009
#379 - “Darn I Missed Out On Doing An April Fools Show, So This Show Has To Be Real, And Believe Me I’ve Done A Lot Of Facing Reality In The Past Few Weeks – And Now That The “Project Runway” Lawsuit Is Over, We Can All Rest Easy!” Edition

04/10/2009
#380 - “For The First Time In 17 Years I Have To Go Legitimate, And That’s Going To Take Some Really Excellent Spelling Skills.” Edition

04/17/2009
#381 - When You’re Dealing With Six Decades Of Rock And Roll, Sometimes You Just GO Off The Rails. Oh Wait A Minute You’re Not Dealing With It, I Am. In That Case, We Are Definitely Exchanging Palare – And I Hear The Rate is Pretty Good!” Edition

04/24/2009
#382 - “I’m Not Sure What Story Is Funnier For My Opening Monologue, The Zipper Down Behind The Briefcase on the MUNI One, Or The Mathematics Behind How Many Times The ‘That’s Amore’ 45 Has Been Played On The Jukebox At Gaspare’s One?!” Edition

04/02/2010
#432 - “I Guess You Aren’t Allowed To Do An April Fool’s Joke On April 2nd, So I Want You To Take This Show Very Seriously” Edition

04/09/2010
#433 - The “DTM’s Doing It Top 40 Style Again (With A Twist!)” Edition

04/16/2010
#434 - The “It’s Good To Be Back From Florida, And Before You Ask, NO There Is No Early Bird Discount On Tonight’s Radio Show!” Edition

04/23/2010
#435 - “Once Again, I Blew The Math And Didn’t Do A 7” Edition Last Week. This Time It’s True, The Dog Actually Did Eat The Playlist! Well, If I Owned One He Surely Would Have!” Edition

04/30/2010
#436 - “Tonight’s Show Comes Complete With Virtual Glowsticks Instead Of The Usual Schtick, Because The Second Set Is Being Held Up By Plushgun!” Edition

04/01/2011
#483 - The “Since This Radio Show Is Now On Multiple Radio Stations It Has To Be Timeless! So, Since I Have Two Brand New Turntables In The Menace Studios, Whaddaya Say We Have A Good ‘Ol Record Party!?” Edition.

04/15/2011
#484 - The “This Show Is Guaranteed For 90 Days! If You Find Any Defects During That Time, Simply Place It In The Stamped Self Address Envelope We’ve Provided And You Will Get A Full Refund Of Every Single Song Except The Ones About Love, War And Anything Else That’s Not Been Solved Yet?” Edition.

04/22/2011
#485 - Tonight We’re Going To Have A Classic 45 RPM Record Party! Unlike The Typical 7” Edition, Nothing’s Been Planned In Advance – I’m Just Going To Head Into The Shelves With 7,000 Or So Singles And Wing It!?” Edition.

04/29/2011
#486 - The “We Haven’t Had To Mourn Anyone On This Radio Show For A Couple Of Months Edition And Tonight It Comes In Threes Even Though One Of The Lost Really Has Nine Lives” Edition.

04/01/2012
#531 - “This Show Is About Urges! The Kind Of Urges That While Often Unfulfilled, Can Still Be Satiated By The Right Moves, Grooves And, Uh Other Things That Have Ooh In Them!”

04/08/2012
#532 - “It’s Yet Another 7” Edition, In Fact It’s The 76th 7” Edition. I Guess It’s A Lucky Edition Because It Has A Lot Of 7’s Involved. Come To Think Of It, If The 11th Show Had Been A 7” Edition, We Could All Go And Get A Slurpy! Okay I’ll Stop Now And Get To The Music!"

04/15/2012
#533 - “Kate and I Are Off To L.A. For Her Last Weekend Of Spring Break And Are Staying In Beverly Hills Instead Of West Hollywood. So, Now You Think I’m Only Going To Play Songs About L.A., Right? Well, Guess What Granny, While The Show Is Definitely Going To Be L.A.-Flavored It’s Also Going To Go Off The Rails. Speaking Of Which, TMZ Recently Reported That Ellie May Moved To Sweden Got A Sex Change And Is Now The Lead Singer Of The New Backstreet Boys! I Don’t Think That’s Really True and If It Is I’m Heartbroken!”

04/22/2012
#534 - “Oh Man, We Lost A Dick (Yes That Is A Double Entendre, And The Levon Of The Band Isn’t Too Far Behind. In Fact, By The Time You Hear This He Might Have Moved On To A New Life And A New Carnival”

04/29/2012
#535 - “We Have A New Member Of Our Family. She’s Black, Has Long Hair, Green Eyes And Her Name Is Velvet. And No She’s Not The Next Diana Ross. She’s A Cat!”

04/06/2013
#584 - “A Full Show Tribute To The Phil Ramone.”

04/13/2013
#585 - “This Show Has It All, More Tributes To Artists Who Died, Innocent Sex On The Beach, Public Drunkenness And Pile Of Brits. Yes I Said Brits, What Did You Think I Said?”

04/20/2013
#586 - “I’ve Programmed This Show Early In The Week, So If A Rock Or Pop Culture Icon Dies Between Now And Then, I Won’t Tell You About It Until Next Week! Okay?”

04/27/2013
#587 - “Tonight We Will Celebrate The Life Of Two We Lost And Report On Someone Who Obviously Got Lost Somewhere Along The Way. Hey, Wait A Minute Is This A Music Radio Show Intro Or A Teaser For Eyewitness News?”

05/04/2007
#279 - The “I’m Back From New York Alive And Well And Yes, The Pizza, Pretzels And Bagels Really Are Better There. That Doesn’t Necessarily Mean I’m Going To Vote For Giuliani For President!

05/11/2007
#279 - The “I’m Less Than Three Hours Away From My Birthday, You Know The One Where They Say It’s The New Twenty! So, In Honor Of That, We’re Going To Do Some Research Tonight” Edition

05/18/2007
#281 - The “Once Again, I Can’’t Do Math To Save My Life So Please Don’t Divide 281 By 7 And Expect To Get An Even Number – Or To Get Right To The Decimal Point, This 7” Edition Was Supposed To Happen Last Week!” Edition.

05/25/2007
#282 - The “Yeah, Yeah I Know, The Real Start Of Summer Isn’t Until June 21st, And Yet Memorial Day Is The Official Day The Cover Comes Off The Barbecue And The 40 Year Anniversary Of The Summer Of Love Is This Week. So, If That Isn’t Enough Summer For You, Well, You’re Just Not A Good American Citizen And Will Be Immediately Deported!” Edition.

05/02/2008
#333 - “It’s Been Two Weeks Since I’ve Done This Show And I Sure Hope I Remember How To Push The Buttons. Huh? You Say That Even With Over 300 Shows Of Practice, I Still Don’t Know Exactly What I Am Doing. Actually Now That I Think About It, I Agree!” Edition

05/09/2008
#334 - The “It’s My Birthday In Just Three Days, And I Am Wondering What Each Of My Listeners Has Gotten Me, Other Than Your Undying Dedication To This Radio Show Which Truly Would Be Enough If I Wasn’t So Hard Up For REAL Love, You Know The Kind Of Love That…At This Point My Daughter Kate Would Cover Her Ears And Say BLAH BLAH BLAH!” Edition

05/16/2008
#335 - The “I Am Really Excited Tonight Because I Can Hear Better Than I Thought I Could Thanks to H.E.A.R. In Honor Of That, I Will Be Turning Up The Volume Extra Loud Tonight! Just Kiddin’.” Edition

05/22/2008
#336 - The “If You’re Me And You Must Go To Benihana, Then You I Mean I Must Go With Pat Dinizio Of The Smithereens. I’m Surprised And I Given That We’ll Neither Of Us Will Ever Go Back Again, The Opening Song Time & Time Again Does Not Apply Here!” Edition

05/29/2008
#337 - The “Tonight’s Show Is Dedicated To All My Fellow Radioheads Who Actually Take A Break From Their IPods And Social Networks To Enjoy Some Sex, Drugs And Rock & Roll, Only One Of Which Is Legal According To The Federal Complications Commission. Yup, That Should Get Me A Big Fat Fine And Kill Off What’s Left Of My Career Edition!” Edition

05/01/2009
#383 - “When I Programmed This Radio Show Last Night The Weather Report Said It Would Be Raining Right Now! If By Some Chance It Isn’t, Then Just Pretend That The Songs Aren’t About Rain, And That As Usual, The Weathermen Are All Wet!” Edition

05/08/2009
#384 - “As Regular Listeners To This Show Knows No One Can Pay Me To Play A Song On This Show. That Said When It Came To An Auction For My Daughter Kate’s School, I’m Willing To Let One Of Her Fellow Schoolmates Play A Bunch Of Songs! Oh, And Unlike The Usual Friday Night Show, Every Song Tonight Is PG Rated meaning: Perfect For Girls!” Edition

05/15/2009
#385 - “Well, Since I Didn’t Get To Do The Show On My Birthday This Year, I’m Giving Myself A Present And Doing A 7” Edition Of The Menace’s Attic That Was Due To Happen Anyway!” Edition

05/22/2009
#386 - “I’ve Never Quite Understood Why Memorial Day Signifies The Beginning Of The Summer Season Since The Actual First Day Of Summer Is Almost A Month Off. That Said, Given The Year So Far, It Wouldn’t Surprise Me If We Start Celebrating Labor Day Everytime Someone Has A Baby, Or Sings Be My Baby!” Edition

05/29/2009
#387 - “This Show Features A Lot Of The Extra Tracks That Have Been Sitting In My Bag Waiting To Be Played Just In Case The Gentlemen From The Friday Night Session Are Late, And Since Their Track Record Has Been Almost Perfect, I’m Going For It And Playing These Songs Tonight. Now Let’s See What That Does To My Comedy Timing!” Edition

05/07/2010
#437 - ”More Than Usual, My Movie Viewing This Week Has A Lot To Do With How This Show Turned Out. Okay, Here Goes: I Watched ‘This Is It’ And Ironman 2!” Edition

05/14/2010
#438 - ”Tonight’s Menace’s Attic Is 38 Years Old Since It’s Based On A Playlist From One Of My First Radio Shows Ever On April 29th, 1972!” Edition

05/21/2010
#439 - ”Well, We’re Back With A “Normal” Menace's Attic. Though If I Were You I Wouldn’t Take The Temperature Of This Show Without One Of Those ‘In The Ear’ Thermometers!!!” Edition

05/28/2010
#440 - ”How Could It Already Be Memorial Day Again? Yup Those Words Are Being Uttered Throughout America. However, This Weekend In Minsk All Everyone Is Saying Is, ‘I Am So Excited I Could Plotz’ ‘Cause Finally Going To Get To See The First Episode Of Lost This Fall!” Edition

05/06/2011
#487 - The “Tonight’s Radio Show Has Enough Soul To Make You Horny For Days, And I Mean That In The Most Innocent Of Ways, Sorta Kinda Not!” Edition.

05/20/2011
#488 - The “Tonight We Celebrate Two Birthdays And Conceivably One Major Death Day. Sounds Like Another Successful Radio Show To Me!” Edition.

05/27/2011
#489 - The “Summer’s Here And The Time Is Right, Though We’re Not Going To Play Martha Reeves And The Vandellas ‘Cause That’s Just Too Darn Obvious For This Radio Show” Edition.

05/06/2012
#536 - “It’s The ‘Beat The Clock” Edition! All Songs Will Be Pulled From The Menace Archives Seconds After The Song Before It Begins! So, If Time Runs Out, We’ll There’s Going To Be A Lot Of Dead Air!” Edition

05/13/2012
#537 - “It’s A Big Birthday For Me This Weekend, And While I Will Never Tell What It Is, There Are Clues Throughout The Show” Edition

05/20/2012
#538 - “I Wonder If Our Parents Felt The Same Way When They Lost Lawrence Welk, Dean Martin And Sinatra As We Feel When We Lose A Legend Like Donald “Duck” Dunn”

05/27/2012
#539 - “It’s A 7” Edition Record Party, With A Special Tribute To Robin Gibb”

05/04/2013
#588 - “Depending On When You’re Listening To This Show, It’s Either May 4th, Cinco De Mayo or May 10th – All Of Which Have Nothing To Do With The Fact That This Is A 7” Edition Of The Menace’s Attic!”

05/11/2013
#589 - “This Show Is Being Broadcast The Day Before My Birthday, On My Birthday and Several Days After My Birthday. I’m Sure You’re Thinking With All That Broadcasting To Do, How Is Dennis Going To Find Time To Celebrate. Well, That’s A Whole Another Story That Will Be Told Starting Right Now! ‘It All Started When My Girlfriend Asked If People Still Get Vaccines For The Mumps!’”

05/19/2013
#590 - “Get Ready For A Radio Show That Is Completely Unlike The Last 589 Ones. Except For The Fact That I’m Playing Four Sets Of Songs That Connect In Some Way With Introductions That Also Sometimes Make Sense. Hey Wait, There Really Isn’t Much Difference Between This Show And The Rest Is There? Oh Well, Let’s Pretend There Is Since I’ve Got A Whole Bunch Of Radio Stations Thinking I’m Giving Them Something New For The Next 60 Minutes. Please Don’t Tell Them Otherwise!”

06/01/2007
#283 - The If This Show Doesn’t Make You Believe That There Is Still Things On The Radio Worth Listening To, I’ll Give You Your Money Back, With The Highest Interest Rates In The City!” Edition.

06/08/2007
#284 - The “When I Tell People About This Show And They Say, Oh Heck I Can Do That I Say, Okay, Be At The Studio At 9:00 Next Friday Night Music In Hand, And Every Week, A Cold Pizza Shows Up Instead!” Edition.

06/15/2007
#285 - The “Wow What A Week It’s Been, I Learned Folks In Real Life Actually Listen To This Radio Show!” Edition.

06/22/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #286 - The “I’m Not Sure Why So Many Of The Songs On Tonight’s Show Are About Stupidity, Insanity And Loss. Come To Think Of It, I Was Wondering Why I Had Two Black Eyes And My Head Was Still Vibrating This Morning!” Edition.

06/29/2007
#287 - The “I Can’t Believe Another Seven Weeks Has Gone By And It’s Time For Another 7” Edition Of The Menace’s Attic! What, You Say: “It Is Only Six Weeks Because I Was A Week Late The Last Time?” Well Now I Need To Know What Are The Implications Of This Factor On The Space Time Continuum?! What’s That You Say, “Shut Up And Just Play The Music Like Your Supposed To?” Edition.

06/06/2008
#338 - Some 25,000 SONGS Later, I Am A Big Club Sandwich Fan" Edition

06/13/2008
#339 - “The One Where I Tell You The Ultra Spooky Story Of Four Fathers At A Father/Daughter Camping Trip Who Decide To Leave The Comfort Of The Car And Head For A Car With A Highly Decked-Out Audio System With All The Music On A Hard Drive To Listen To Doom Music – And They Never Come Back! Just Kidding, This Is Just An Excuse To Program This Entire Radio Show From ITunes!” Edition

06/20/2008
#340 - For the first time in almost 7 years, The Menace’s Attic was a rerun this week since DTM was out of town. No matter how fast he moved last week, time caught up with him. This week it will be a new show or your money back.

06/20/2008
#340 - For the first time in almost 7 years, The Menace’s Attic was a rerun this week since DTM was out of town. No matter how fast he moved last week, time caught up with him. This week it will be a new show or your money back.

06/27/2008
#341 - “I’m Not Going To Tell You Any Long Winded Tales From My Trip To Florida Edition Except For The Fact That My Daughter Kate Now Knows A Word Way Beyond The Typical Comprehension Of A Almost 7-Year-Old: TURBULENCE! Oh And By The Way This Is The First Ever 12” Dance Single Edition – Why Did It Take Me Six And A Half Years To Think Of That?” Edition

06/05/2009
#388 - “Tonight We Feature Roaring Drunks, Incredible Sex, And An Incredible Amount Of Musicology That Under The Influence Of Dennis The Menace Will Serve As Rehab No Matter What Kind Of Week Or Weakness You’ve Had Or Have!” Edition

06/12/2009
#390 - “Marshall Crenshaw Enters The Attic, Which Would Otherwise Considered Brave Except For The Fact That He’s In Control Of All The Music On Tonight’s Show” Edition (Also in-studio legendary Bass player Sebastian Steinberg from Marshall’s band!)

06/19/2009
#391 - “It’s Another Fathers’ Day, And I Find Myself Deeply Contemplating The Meaning Of Life, Love And Song, And Where The Universe Is Going And Whether It Will Be On Time And If The Price Of A Pass For It All Is Going Up?!” Edition

06/26/2009
#392 - “I Know It’s Weird, But I Wonder If He Was Listening That Terrible New Top 40 Radio Station In L.A. When It Happened Edition!” Edition

06/04/2010
#441 - ”Whaddaya Know, I Actually Remembered To Do A 7” Edition Of This Radio Show On Time. Now What Year Is This Again, Sonny?” Edition

06/11/2010
#442 - “No Matter How You Slice It, Sleeping In A Tent Doesn’t Represent The Great Outdoors To Dennis The Menace. Unless It’s The Tent Of A Venture Capitalist Who Brings $200 Bottles Of Wine!” Edition

06/18/2010
#443 - “If I Ever Did Decide To Go Into The Boxing Business, My Line As I Stepped Into The Ring Would Definitely Be, I’m A Writer Not A Fighter!” Edition

06/25/2010
#444 - “I Checked Various Numerology Sites To See What The Number 444 Meant And I Discovered That What Ever It Is Four, Uh, Four, Is For The Birds!” (Tonight, Every Set Has A Very Un-Hip Song From The 70’s In It!) Edition

06/03/2011
#490 - The “For The First Time In 21 weeks I’m finally doing 7 Inch Edition Of This Radio Show On Time. Well, Not Exactly On Time Since At Least Three 7-Inch Editions Have Been Late. Wait, That Doesn’t Mean This One Is Off Kilter Does It. And What Does Off Kilter Mean Anyway? Oh Well, To Help Divert You From This Complicated Issue, I’ll Tell The Story Of Why The Hole In 45 RPM Records Is Bigger Than Others. I Haven’t Told That One In A Long Time!”

06/10/2011
#491 - The “People Keep Asking Me, What Is Different About This Show Than The Zillions Of Others On The Radio, And My Answer Always Is, Do You Really Think The Pancakes At IHOP Are As Good As You Remember Them? Edition”

06/17/2011
#492 - The “Given My Financial Situation This Week, I Should Be Charging You A Bundle To Listen To This Radio Show, But Given Our Demographic I Suppose The Next Thing You‛re Going To Want Is A Groupon Or You’ll Start Listening To Pandora! And That Would Break My Heart Even More Than Being Broke! Edition”

06/24/2011
#493 - The “Tonight’s Show Is The Kind Of Like Rock and Roll Dominos, When You Knock One Song Over The Rest Will Naturally Follow. Or is It More Like Scrabble? Or Spin The Bottle? Well, There Is A Song About Kissing In Set #4! Either Way I’m Game For Just About Anything Tonight!” Edition”

06/03/2012
#540 - “If You Think The British Invasion Actually Ended In The 60’s This Set Might Not Be Your Cuppa Tea!” (Everything Thing On The Show Is Imported From The U.K.)

06/10/2012
#541 - “I’m Highly Doubtful That Those Snakes Eating A Human On YouTube Videos Are True, But Just In Case Snakes Are Taking Over The World, I Figure I Better Pay Tribute To Be Safe.”

06/17/2012
#542 - “Right Now I Am In Toronto At The NXNE Music and Film Festival And Since I Can’t Be In Two Countries At One Time This Show Has A Major Canadian Influence. Well, Actually It Always Did Since My Mom Was From Montreal – Which Makes Me Canuck – And Guilty By Association. Wow, That’s Perfect Since This Show Is About Musical Themes! ”

06/22/2012
#543 - “I Got Some Mighty Cool New Technology For The Menace Studio This Week And I Am Going To Use It To Program This Entire Show On The Fly With 65,000 Songs At My Fingertips! Yes, I Know We Don’t Have Enough Time For 65,000 Songs, So I’ll Just Have To Be Picky With My Picks!”

06/29/2012
#544 - “O.K. Since The Days Are Already Getting Shorter, I Better Do My Summer Themed Show Before The Sun Goes Down And I Can’t See My Set Titles!”

07/06/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #288 - The “Who’s Brilliant Idea Was It To Put July 4th In The Middle Of The Week? How Am I Supposed To Get Out Of Jury Duty That Way?” Edition.

07/13/2007
#289 - The “So Why Exactly Is Friday The 13th Such A Big Deal. I Mean, You Could Have Bad Luck On Tuesday The 13th, Couldn’t You? Let’s Test The Theory Tonight And See How We End Up – And If We Are Still Alive Mwhaa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Insert Evil Laugh Here Preferably Not From Vincent Price On ‘Thriller’”) Edition.

07/20/2007
#290 - The “It’s Amazing How A Twenty Three Person Band Can Bring Out The Ultra Liberal In Me And Still Make Me Feel Better Than Any Non-Prescription Drug Can!” Edition.

07/27/2007
#291 - The “Once A Rock Star, Always A Rock Star.” Edition.

07/06/2008
#342 - The “Last Year Some Very Nice Listeners Showed Up At The Studio With A Private Fireworks Display Just For Me, So I Didn’t Miss Out On Anything. While I Greatly Appreciate The Sentiment, I Have Finally Finished Paying Back The Station For That Stray Sparkler That Found It’s Way Into The Transmitter!” Edition.

07/11/2008
#343 - The “If You Tried To Update Your IPhone Software Like I Did This Morning, You’ll Understand Why I Am Only Repeating One Song Over And Over Tonight (Just kidding, I’ll Leave That To The Artists)” Edition.

07/18/2008
#344 - The “Is Wall-E The Greatest Film Of The Year? Probably Not, But I Sure Do Have A Crush On E-Vah!” Edition.

07/25/2008
#345 - The “If You’re Kid Starts Coughing Don’t Send Them To Camp. That Way My Daughter Doesn’t Get The Dreaded Camp Virus! It’s The Joy Of Summer I Tell ‘Ya!” Edition.

07/03/2009
#393 - “Being That July 4th Isn’t For Another Four Hours, Is It Illegal For Me To Light My Sparklers In The Studio? And Know That Was Not Intended To Have Any Sexual Connotation Whatsoever Although The Rest Of The Show Most Certainly Is!” Edition

07/10/2009
#394 - “Tonight We Have Sir Charles Of Concord In The Studio And Even Though He’s Royalty, He’s too Shy To Come To The Microphone So He’ll Let The Turntables Do The Talking Edition!” Edition

07/17/2009
#395 - “This Week We Lost A Great Newsman and A Formerly Great Radio Station. The Good News Is That The Station I Am On Now Has Nothing Formal About It!” Edition

07/24/2009
#396 - “Tonight’s Show Is Proof That The World’s Greatest TV Shows Stand The Test Of Time, I Mean Like The Jetsons Have Everything But Facebook and Twitter!” Edition

07/31/2009
#397 - “If The Lovin’ Spoonful Lived In San Francisco, The Song Would Have Had The Lyrics ‘Cold Town, Winter In The Summer In The City’!” (Oh and Yay, No Major Rock Musician Died This Week, So That Means It’s Truly A Freeform Friday!” Edition

07/02/2010
#445 - “This Show Is Kind Of Like A Sparkler – A Little Celebration For July 4th, Lots Of Sizzle, And Just Enough Noise To Keep You Happy Without Blowing Your Ears Off!” Edition

07/09/2010
#446 - “Once Again It’s Another Enormously Successful Radio Show! How Do I Know? I Just Asked The Goddesses And The Monsters!” Edition

07/16/2010
#447 - “Finally, No One Major In Rock And Roll Died This Week, So I Am Free To Make This Radio Show All About Me! Me! Me! (Like It’s Not Already!)” Edition

07/23/2010
#448 - “Won’t You Be My Night Connection, I’ll Give You True Highway Affection!” Now That’s The Kind Of Lyrics That Make We Want To Do A Hot Summer Radio Show Despite The Fog!” Edition

07/30/2010
#449 - “I’m Not Going To Tell You What Episode This Is So You Won’t Do The Math And Find Out I’m One Show Late For The 7” Edition Again!” Edition

07/01/2011
#494 - The “I Can’t Believe It’s Another 4th Of July Weekend, And The Bootleg Firecrackers I Bought Only Seem To Work On A PC Instead Of A Mac!” Edition”

07/08/2011
#495 - The “I Have So Many Books To Catch Up On, So I Figured To Soothe My Guilt I’d Make Tonight’s Radio Show As Literary As Possible!” Edition

07/15/2011
#496 - The “When Folks Ask Me How Things Are Going, I Say ‘More Ups And Downs Than A Roller Coaster. Fact Is, I Don’t Much Like Roller Coasters, So You’ll Just Have To Join Me On One Of Those Teacup Rides!” Edition

07/22/2011
#497 - The “Yay! I Did The Math And Fact Is 497 Divided By 7 Is 71. And Since The Number 7 Is Lucky, We Better Set The Two Turntables In The Menace Studios On 45 RPM (Which Is Also Divisible By 7) And Get This 7” Edition In Gear!” Edition

07/29/2011
#498 - The “Are We Almost IN August Already? Where Is The Summer Going? Will We Someday Only Have Summer Do To Global Warming? Will That Mean I’ll Continue To Ask Endless Questions That Really Have Nothing To Do With Tonight’s Radio Show Which Is Really About Heroes And Victims?” Edition.

07/06/2012
#545 - “Just Because July 4th Fell On A Wednesday This Week Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Going To Celebrate It – And Kate’s Birthday On This Radio Show!”

07/13/2012
#546 - “Right Now Kate and I Are On A Plane To France. But There’s A 7” Edition Of This Radio Show To Do, So As Much As I Can’t Wait To Get There, I’m Going To Ask The Captain To Land The Plane And Entertain The Passengers With Lots Of Great 45’s First!”

07/20/2012
#547 - “It All Started With A Gary Puckett Tune And Then Things Went OverBoard When Paul, Judy, Gary And Simon Found Their Way Into The Mix!”

07/27/2012
#548 - “I’m Back From Paris And I’m Truly Excited About Eating Pizza, Cheeseburgers And Real French Toast!”

08/03/2007
#292 - The “Here In San Francisco We Don’t Have The Dog Days Of Summer, So Tonight I Present The Fog Days Of Summer Edition. Unless Of Course You Are Listening In The East Bay, Or On The Internet In Say Texas, In Which Case, You Can Have Your Dog Days With Mustard And Kraut, But Please Skip The Chili If You’re Coming Within Fifty Feet Of Me.” Edition.

08/10/2007
#293 - The “It All Started With A Chat About Rock and Roll Around The Campfire At A Father Daughter Camping Trip, And Horror Of Horrors, It Turned Into…A Daddy Playdate At The Radio Station!” Edition.

08/17/2007
#294 - The “Get Ready For Some Stax Of Wax Of The 7” Kind Prior To My Spinning More Of The Same At The Beauty Bar, Let’s See If You Can Beat Me There!” Edition.

08/24/2007
#295 - The “I Want To Hang Out With Some Punk Girls This Weekend, Or If That Doesn’t Work, At Least Meet Someone With A Temporary Tattoo!” Edition.

08/31/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #297 - The “I’m Off To The Mountains For Labor Day, It’s SO MUCH work to watch five movies a day!” Edition.

08/01/2008
#345 - The “Given That KUSF Has Been Off The Air And I Didn’t Do The Programming Until Just A Couple Of Hours Before For This 7” Edition I’ll Be Doing Asbestos I Can!” Edition.

08/13/2008
#346 - The “I Think They Should Come Up With A New Weather Thing Just For San Francisco, Where If A Ferret Doesn’t See His Shadow We’re In For Two More Months Of Fog!” Edition.

08/22/2008
#347 - The “If I Could Go Back In Time, I Surely Would Have Won Marianne Over Before Mick Got Her! My Songwriting Ability Alone Would Have Done The Trick!” Edition.

08/29/2008
#349 - The “Everytime I Have A Cup Of Tea, I Think To Myself, When Will The British Stop Invading?!” Edition.

08/07/2009
#398 - “To Paraphrase A Dion Song, They Entertained A Lot Of People, But It Seems The Good They Die Young.” (Dedicated to Billy Lee Riley, John Hughes and Willy Deville R.I.P)!” Edition

08/14/2009
#399 - “Well, I Must Confess I Owe You TWO 7” Editions Since The Last One Slipped Right By Me Due To My Inability To Divide By Eight, Uh Seven. See What I Mean?” Edition

08/21/2009
#400 - “Holy Moly This Show’s Been On The Radio So Long, It’s Better Than A Perfect Bowling Score! ” Edition

08/28/2009
#401 - “I Really Wanted To Do This Show In Person, Of Course Ellie Would Have Wanted To Change The Lyrics Anyway! In Honor of Her We Are Doing A Top 40-Style Radio Show With Only One Non-Musical Break.” Edition

08/06/2010
#450 - “Tonight’s Show Is Yet Another Example Of Why I Have No Need To Learn Hypnotism, Or Even How To Spell It Right. The Music Will Take You Where I Need You To Go. And While You’re There, Would You Get Me A Pastrami On Rye Please!?” Edition

08/13/2010
#451 - “Well, My Sunday Show Is Pre-Empted This Week Due To Outside Lands, So I Better Make The Best Of This One! Of Course How Am I Supposed To Do That When It’s Friday The Thirteenth? I Know! I’ll Just Power Pop My Way Through It!” Edition

08/20/2010
#452 - “Tonight’s Show Is Dedicated To The Folks Who Clean Up After Our Meals At Restaurants And A Restaurant Chain That Gives The Men What They Want – And That’s Just 10% Of The Songs!” Edition

08/27/2010
#453 - “Let’s See I Can’t Do The Arms Are Tired From Flying Back From L.A., And There’s Another Great Pun About The City Of Angels In One Of The Later Sets. So, I Guess That Means That The Theme For Tonight’s Show Will Just Have To Be Your Responsibility!” Edition

08/05/2011
#499 - The “Holy Moly We Are Almost Batting 500 Edition. Hey Wait I’m Not Really Into Sport Analogies So How About We Walked 500 Miles To Get Here And Now The Show Number Is Matching The Mileage. Oh Never Mind, I Have Another Week To Figure It All Out, So Let’s Get On With #499 Edition!” Edition.

08/12/2011
#500 - The “To Celebrate Our 500th Show, We’re Having A Good ‘Ol Record Party. No Official Sets, Just Wall-To-Wall Music Picked At Random From The Menace Studio Archives!” Edition.

08/19/2011
#501 - The “I’d Rather Pay $30 For Just About Any Band T-Shirt Than $70 For A Replica Of John Fogerty’s Flannel Shirt Any Day Of The Week! And Yes There Is A Story Behind That Statement!” Edition.

08/26/2011
#502 - The “We Lost Two Legendary Songwriters This Time Around And I Guess The Only Positive Spin I Can Put On It Is That They Are Already Doing Some Amazing Co-Writing On The Top Floor Of Whatever Building In Heaven Is The Equivalent Of The Brill!” Edition.

08/03/2012
#549 - “Even After 549 Shows, There’s Still Room For Some Firsts! In This Case, It’s A Show Made Up Entirely Of First Tracks From Iconic Albums!”

08/10/2012
#550 - “This Week’s Show Pays Tribute To A Jimmy And A Marvin And While We’re At It See If We’re Still Jones’in For Rock And Roll At 550 And 55!”

08/17/2012
#551 - Once Again This Week, We Lost A Pop Culture Icon – Not A Musician, But A Student. Which Of Course Means Kids That For The Next 60 Minutes This Show Will Be Highly Educational And The Only Homework Involved Is Using Your Ears – Both Of Them Please So You’ll Hear Both The Vocals And The Instrumental!

08/26/2012
#552 - “Tonight We Pay Tribute To The Man Who Asked Us To Put Flowers In Our Hair And Another Who Send Me An Amazing Box Of Memories” (For Alan Misek)

09/07/2007
#298 - The “Our Back To School Sale Is In Full Swing, Be Sure To Check This Sunday’s Pull Out Section For Savings On Power Pop, Punk, Britpop and Disco In All Of The New Fall Colors And Special Considerations For Big And Tall Men and Plus Size Ladies!” Edition.

09/16/2007
#299 - “If You’ve Heard At Least One D.J. Bitch This Week About The CD Player Situation In Our Palatial Studio A, You’ll Understand Why Every Song Except One On Tonight’s Show Is Being Played From Vinyl – And That One Song That Isn’t Is Being Played From Naugahyde!” Edition.

09/28/2007
#300 - “Tonight’s 7” Edition Is Dedicated To The Superheroes Of The World Whether They Be Impressionists, Ants, Or Just Totally Insane!” Edition.

09/05/2008
#350 - The “Why Does Summer Arrive In San Francisco In September? It’s Not Like We Live In A Different Country. Or Do We?” Edition.

09/12/2008
#351 - The “The Mix Tape Is Not Dead, It’s Just Done These Days Over Email!” (Beware At First Listen None Of The Set Titles Make Any Sense.) Edition.

09/19/2008
#352 - The “Let’s Pretend The Economy Is Just Fine And That The Only Currency We Need To Live Is Rock And Roll!” Edition.

09/25/2008
#353 - The “This Show Is Hot Off The Presses, So Please Don’t Touch Your Plate After I Put It On The Table.” Edition

09/04/2009
#402 - “It’s Good To Be Back Live and Alive After A Lot Of Time Traveling. Speaking of Time Traveling, Kate And I Started Watching Back To The Future, And Tonight’s Guest Set-Maker Is Proof That While Time Doesn’t Stand Still, You Can Relive Some Of The Best Year’s Of Your Life Some Thirty Years Later ” Edition

09/11/2009
#403 - “My Daughter Kate Was Two Months Old On 9/11/01 And What’s Really Scary Is That Eight Years Later She Knows What Happened, What A Terrorist Is And One Of Her Favorite T.V. Shows Is “Destroy Build Destroy!” Gosh, At That Age, I Was More Concerned Whether Elmer Fudd Would Shoot The Silly Wabbit!” Edition

09/18/2009
#404 - “Given Everything That Is Going On In My World I’d Just Like To Escape For An Hour. I Have This Radio Show To Do However, So Whether You Like It Or Not, I’m Taking You With Me!” Edition (R.I.P. Larry Gelbart, Patrick Swayze, Henry Gibson, Jim Carroll)

09/25/2009
#405 - “Tonight’s Show Is All About Hits And Misses, You Know, The Mutts Of The Music World All Mixed In With The Pure Breds. The Acronyms With The Synonyms. The White Label With The Big Brand Names. The Never Ending Battle For Truth, Justice And The Milky Way. Thank You Norm Crosby For That Last Line!” Edition

09/03/2010
#454 - “As I Think You Know This Radio Show Is A Labor Of Love, And So In Honor Of Labor Day, I’d Like To Share The Love With You. That Is Assuming You Pass All The Right Musicological Tests!” Edition

09/10/2010
#455 - “This Week’s Show Is Dedicated To The Rock And Roll Survivors And One That Unfortunately Bailed On Us Way Too Soon.” Edition

09/17/2010
#456 - “Well, It’s Yom Kippur And I Should Be Fasting, But Fact Is I Can’t Do This Radio Show On An Empty Stomach! You’re Not Buying That Are You, After All I’ve Done It For Years On An Empty Brain!”

09/24/2010
#457 - “On Tonight’s Show We’re Namin’ Names, So If You Are Guilty As Charged, Even The Energizer Bunny Won’t Be Able To Post Bail. Hey Isn’t That The #1 Cereal At The County Jail?”

09/02/2011
#503 - The “I Went Into Amoeba Records To Buy A New Copy Of The Four Tops Greatest Hits And Left With Six Other CD’s and Three Albums! Who Needs Vegas, I Can Blow My Money In Much Less Time In A Record Shop! Luckily I DID Have Enough Money In Trade!” Edition.

09/09/2011
#504 - The “After A Decade Of Folks Saying Do You Really Play All Six Decades Of Rock and Roll By Theme On Every Show I Decided It Was Time To Let The Music Do The Talking, Uh Singing To Answer That Question!” Edition.

09/16/2011
#505 - The “This Show’s For My Mom Who I’m On A Plane To Florida To See Not Very Long After I Do This Show And I Don’t Want To Wait Too Long To Dedicate A Show To Her. Oh, And Just To Make Sure This Show Is Not A Downer, Please Be Aware There Will Be NO Intruders In The Mix Tonight!‟ Edition.

09/23/2011
#506 - The “It’s The 7” Edition Again, And The Fact Is I Spent A Lot More Time In The 70’s Section Than The Other Five Decades. If This Show Was About Wine, I’d Just Say There Will Be More Glasses From One Vintage Than Another. But Since It’s Not About Wine, You’ll Just Have To Let Your Ears Drink in Whatever I Serve Up, And Be Hopeful That The Sets Make Some Thematic Sense To Make Up For The Fact That This Intro Title Is So Anti-thematic – If That Is Even A Word With Or Without Hyphens – Which I Doubt It Is!” Edition.

09/01/2012
#553 - “Finally, I Did The Math Right And 553 Divided By 7 Actually Works! That Means This Is The 79th 7” Edition Of The Menace’s Attic. Wow I Actually Was Able To Say 79th 7” Edition! I Better Quit Before I Turn 80!”

09/08/2012
#554 - “Kate and I Are Back From New York And While I Can’t Really Put An Entire Week’s Vacation Into One Radio Show, I Can Certainly Give You A Ride On The “A-Side” Train!”

09/16/2012
#555 - “Tonight’s Show Started With A Song That Inspired Me To Use One Of My New “Song Map” Poster As The Theme For This Radio Show. I Think You’ll See That Taking This Route Will Get Us Where We Need To Go!”

09/23/2012
#556 - “I Figured It Was Time For A Top 40 Record Party With A Twist. Nothing Is Planned In Advance, So Hopefully I Won’t Miss Any Cues! Oh, And As Far As I Know Chubby Checker Isn’t Showing Up!”

09/30/2012
#557 - “On This Week’s Show There’s A Hint Of Romance In The Air. I’m Getting A Warm Feeling Just Thinking About It. Or Perhaps It’s Just The Radiant Heat In The Studio. (Hey, At Least I Didn’t Go For The Global Warming Joke!)”

10/15/2007
#303 - “Once Again, This Is Not A Live Show. It’s Not A Dead Show Either. It’s Also Not A Taped Show, Since This Is The Digital Age. That Said, I Am Not Digital I Am Human! Are You Getting Any Of This, Or Shall I Hire Someone To Design A Web 2.0 Social Networking Site To Help Us Be Even More Confused?” Edition.

10/26/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #305 - “Well, It’s Not Quite Halloween, And Yet I Feel An Obligation To Make The Songs On This Show Fit The Bill. As Does Roky Erickson, Who I Will Be Presenting On All Hallows Eve And Halloween Night Itself And I Have More Tickets For You Tonight. Nothing Scary About That Is There?”)

10/03/2008
#353 - The “Yes, Once Again I Am At The Mill Valley Film Festival. Thanks To My Superior Multi-tasking Skills I’m Here At Exactly The Same Time!”

10/10/2008
#354 - The “With Out The Wrecking Crew A High Percentage Of Rock Would Never Have Rolled, And It Would Take At Least Six Months Worth Of Episodes Of This Radio Show To Really Dig What I Am Talking About!” Edition

10/17/2008
#355 - “When A Soul Singer Goes To Heaven, I Wonder If They Get Great Seats For The Concert There?” Edition

10/24/2008
#356 - Yes, I’ve Done Shows About New York That Are Broadcast While I’m In New York. This One However Is The Quintessential New York Show. So, Schmear Yourself A Mediocre San Francisco Bagel, Good Luck Finding Some Good Lox And If You Don’t Like What You Hear, Well You Can Go To…

10/31/2008
#357 - The “While It’s Almost Impossible To Do An Original Halloween Radio Show, This Time I Had The Help Of Thirty Years Worth Of D.J.’s!”

10/01/2009
#406 - “A Tribute To The Late, Great Rhino Records, Even Though They Are Still Alive, So To Speak.”

10/09/2009
#407 - “This Show Has Only Been Around For My First Eight Years With The Mill Valley Film Festival And That Means Eight Times I’ve Tried To Apply Some Sort Of Narrative To The Show – Kind Of A Chubby Checker Plot-Twist!”

10/16/2009
# 408 - The Menace’s Attic Episode #408 October 16th, 2009 “Will Dennis The Menace Ever Come To The Station Live Again? Will Wheat Ever Shred? Will Brussels Ever Sprout? God, Now This Is Starting To Sound Like A Bad High School Yearbook. Oh That’s What This Radio Show Actually Is, I Forgot! BTW: Due To Technical Issues, The 7” Edition Will Be One Week Late” Edition

10/23/2009
#409 - The Menace’s Attic Episode #409 October 23rd, 2009 “Tonight’s Show Is A Free-Form 7” Edition!”

10/30/2009
#410 The Menace’s Attic Episode - “It’s The Eve Before All Hallow’s Eve, And I Have Only One Ghoulish Request For Tonight: Please Don’t Dress As A Banker Or You’ll Depress Everyone More Than They Already Are. Edition!”

10/01/2010
#458 - “What An Insane Week: At The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, The Nominations Are In. In Golden Gate Park, Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Serves Up Amazing Musical Vittles. And At YEAR This Coming Monday Night, One Year Of Rock And Roll Will Be Celebrated, Authentic Cocktails Served And You Don’t Have To Be Nominated To Attend. (One Radio Show: Three Great Reasons To Rock, On The Rocks!)”

10/15/2010
#460 - “I’m At the Mill Valley Film Festival As Their Creative Director, So Once Again I’m Playing Music From Soundtracks Of Films That Are Most Certainly Not Playing At That Festival.”

10/22/2010
#461 - “A Special Show Celebrating The 40 Year Anniversary Of Legendary Power Pop Band The Rubinoos (Who I Am Presenting At The Great American Music Hall Tomorrow Night!)”

10/29/2010
#462 - “It’s Time For Nineth Year Menace’s Attic Halloween Show! How Can You Lose With Six Decades Of Punky Zombies, Power Pop Ghouls, Cher (Who Defies Genre), Rockin’ Werewolves And The Obligatory Oingo Boingo Tune?”

10/02/2011
#507 - The “How Can It Be October Already? I Mean We Just Finished September And Everyone Knows That April June And November Come After September In That How Many Days Of The Month Thing We’ve Been Taught To Memorize!” Edition.

10/09/2011
#508 - The “To Say This Show Is Groovy Would Be The Understatement Of The Year. ‘Cause When I Say We’re Going To Get Our Groove On In A Six Decades Kind Of Way For Sixty Minutes Until The Needle On The Record Hits The End Groove, I Mean It’s Going To Happen Without A Single Skip!” Edition.

10/16/2011
#509 - The “By George, This Show Is One That Evan Might Like Even Though His Renaissance Days Are Through And He’s Down To Just 10cc’s Of Original Blood With The Rest In A Living Colour That Causes Tears For Fears In The Most Common Of Red Birds!” Edition.

10/23/2011
#510 - The “I’m Not Sure What’s Creepier. That I’ve Been Celebrating Halloween For Five Decades. Or The Fact That I Haven’t Planned This Show In Advance!” Edition.

10/30/2011
#511 - The “After A Few Shows That Had An Overall Theme, We Go Back To Our Original Idea. Hey Wait, What Exactly Was That Idea Again. Oh Yeah, The Idea Was To Remember What The Idea Was! ” Edition.

10/07/2012
#558 - The “I Started Out With Nothing More Than A Simple Document And Next Thing You Know The Entire Show Wrote Itself!” Edition

10/14/2012
#559 - The “This Week Kate And I Attended The 35th Anniversary Screening Of ‘Star Wars: A New Hope!’ And I Have To Say That C-3PO Has Aged A Heck Of A Lot Better Than Carrie Fisher” Edition

10/21/2012
#560 - The “It’s Yet Another Show Where I Spin These Seemingly Archaic 7” Vinyl Discs That Often Have Extra Clicks And Pops Beyond The Intended Sound Despite Owning Very Expensive Record Cleaners And Providing A Hypoallergenic Environment For Each And Every One Of These Black Beauties. Hey Wait, Given That There’s A Presidential Election Coming Up, I Have To Interrupt This Rhapsodic Dedication To Music And Get Right To The Point Here: The Only “Spin” On This Show Will Be On The Turntables!” Edition

10/28/2012
#561 - The “If You Think The Price Of Gas Is High, It’s Nothing Compared To The Price Of A Pumpkin In Mill Valley, California!” Edition

11/02/2007
#306 - It’s Time To Take Off Your Costume And Go Back To Being Yourself. What Do You Mean That’s Not A Costume And You Are Being Yourself? If That Isn’t A Costume Then I’m Dennis The Menace! What Do You Mean I AM Dennis The Menace?” Edition

11/09/2007
#307 - “In Order To Win The Grand Prize, You Have To Listen To The Entire Show Tonight. Or You’ll Never Be Able To Ascertain How The Opening Song And The Closing Song Connect. Word To The Wise: If You Tivo The Show Ahead Of Time, The Judges Will Disqualify You Immediately!” Edition

11/09/2007
#309 - “In Order To Win The Grand Prize, You Have To Listen To The Entire Show Tonight. Or You’ll Never Be Able To Ascertain How The Opening Song And The Closing Song Connect. Word To The Wise: If You Tivo The Show Ahead Of Time, The Judges Will Disqualify You Immediately!” Edition

11/24/2007
#310 - “I Am Thankful For Some Many Things It’s Hard To Know Where To Start. While I’m Thinking About That, Can You Pass The Turkey, The Sweet Potatoes, The Peas And Carrots, The Mac And Cheese, And Geez, Please Tell Me There’s Another Bottle Of That Expensive Pinot Around Somewhere!” Edition

11/30/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #311 - “Thank God We Still Have Our Brains, Because I Gotta Tell ‘Ya Losing A Hard Drive Is Like Having A Lobotomy Even If The Data Is Intact!” Edition

11/07/2008
#358 - The “This Show Is A Major Cheat, Because I Was Supposed To Do The 7” Edition Last Week. After All, You Can’t Evenly Divide 358 by 7. That Said, Since Our Country Has Come Together This Week And We’re Not As Divided As We Once Were, I Figured The Answer To ‘Can I Do The 7” Edition A Week Late’ Is: YES I CAN!”

11/14/2008
#359 - The “Not That I Would Ever Use The Radio To Gratuitously Promote Something I Am Involved In, But I Am Presenting Matthew Sweet At The Great American Music Hall Next Thursday Night And Doing A Session They Day Before, And Don’t Have A Date For The Show Yet – Hey Wait A Minute, Next Thing You Know This Show Will Be Sponsored By E-Harmony – Or Even Better L. Ron Hubbard, Which Is Basically The Same Thing!

11/22/2008
#360 - The “Every Time The Writer Of A Disaster Song Dies, The World Gets A Little Safer!”

11/28/2008
#361 - What Do Those Folks At The Rock And Roll Know About The Songs That Influenced Rock And Roll, And How Exactly Did They Tally The Votes?

11/06/2009
#411 The Menace’s Attic Episode - “Tonight’s Show Is About Great Songwriting, Great Playing And Great Production. And There Will Also Be Some Music Played At Some Point Too!” Edition

11/13/2009
#412 The Menace’s Attic Episode - The Menace’s Attic Episode #412 November 13th, 2009 The “Don’t Let The Fact That It’s Friday The Thirteenth Freak You Out, At Least It’s Not A Full Moon, In Fact It’s A Waning Crescent, And Only 9% Of Full At This Very Moment!” Edition (Tonight’s Show Is Also In Celebration Of “Pirate Radio” including An Interview With The Director Richard Curtis)

11/20/2009
#413 The Menace’s Attic Episode - “Darn, It Would Have Been SO Cool If This Was Last Week, So Then The 413th Show Would Have Been On Friday The Thirteenth. Maybe If We Go By The Lithuanian Calendar It’ll Work Better. And By The Way IF You Are Lithuanian, Please Understand That Your Nationality Is Only A Placeholder, And Next Time I’ll Use Something Even More Obscure Like Uh…Well I’ll Get Back To You On It Okay?"

11/27/2009
#414 The Menace’s Attic Episode - The “At This Very Moment I Am On An Amtrak Train, On The Final Leg Of My Journey From Los Angeles To Oakland. I Think After 11 Hours Of That I Will Be Very Thankful To Not Be In The Kitchen With Dinah, Hear The Whistle Blowing, And I’m Not Going Anywhere Near A Blowing The Horn Joke!”

11/05/2010
#463 - “I’m So Exhausted Tonight I Could Die. But That Won’t Work Because If I Die, Than I’ll Miss The Radio Show And My Memoirs Will Only Be Partially Done, And Then How Will Some Publisher Pick It Up? And How Will I Sell The Film Rights? Of Course If You Are Dead That’s All Worth A Lot More Even Half Done. I’ll Think About It And Get Back To You!”

11/12/2010
#464 - “This Show Is Literally “Off The Wall.” I Didn’t Exactly Close My Eyes As I Picked Them, But I Did Pull Them For Airplay At The Speed Of Sound. What IS The Actual Speed Of A CD? I’d Love To Know, But My Brain Still Operates In RPM’s Instead Of MegaBytes”

11/19/2010
#465 - The “It’s Another Live Edition Of The Menace’s Attic Before I Go To Boca Raton For Thanksgiving, And No I’m Not Staying At Boca Del Vista With The Seinfeld Gang! And I Most Certainly Won’t Be Playing Any : CUE UP MIAMI SOUND MACHINE HERE!” Edition

11/26/2010
#466 - The “Boy That Song Sounds Really Good On The Radio!” Edition

11/06/2011
#512 - “There’s Nothing Like Playing Games With Someone’s Career To Make The Week End On A Yukky Note. The Good News Is That I Can Let Music To Do The Talking And That Always Makes For An Epic Win!” Edition.

11/13/2011
#513 - “Once Again I’m A Week Late On The 7” Edition. I’m Going To Blame It Tonight On Setting The Clocks Back And That Mixed Me Up.” Edition. (All 45 RPM’s Live On The Turntables In The Menace Studios)

11/20/2011
#514 - “It’s Time This Radio Show Went A Little Deeper And I’m Not Talking About The Host, Or The Themes. I’m Saying It’s Time To Make Some Tracks, Deep Tracks That Is” Edition.

11/04/2012
#562 - The “Given The Events Of The Past Week, I Think We All Better Vote Carefully Because To Quote Dylan, “You Don’t Need A Weather Man To Know Which Way Blows!” Edition

11/11/2012
#563 - The “While This Radio Show Was Always International In Nature, I Thought It Was About Time We Spread Our Wings A Little. So As Of This Episode, We Welcome Radio Andra To Our Growing Radio Family With An All Vinyl Semi-Obscure-Deep Tracks Along With A Hit Or Two!“ Edition

11/18/2012
#564 - The “For Those Of You Who Like A Glass Of Wine With Your Meal Or Cream In Your Coffee, Or Ginger With Your Sushi, Or Even Ginger Ale, This Musical Tale Of My Visit To The Napa Valley Film Festival Will Be Vintage!” Edition

11/25/2012
#565 - “It’s Too Late For A Thanksgiving Show And Too Early For A Hanukah Show, So I’ll Just Have To Invent A New Holiday And Call It In-Between Day!”

12/06/2007
#313 - “If You Met Ross Bagdasarian On The Street, Do You Think He Would Really Talk Like Alvin, Or Is That Just A Trick?” Edition

12/14/2007
The Menace’s Attic Episode #314 - “I Generally Don’t Play Christmas Songs Because Lord Only Knows There Are Enough Of Them On The Radio Right Now. That Said, If I Don’t Play That Augie Rios Track and Some Phil Spector I’ll Have To Change My Name To Dennis The Scrooge, And I Just Don’t Think The Scrooge’s Attic Will Work As A Year Round Show Title!” Edition

12/21/2007
#315 - “Don’t You Hate Those End Of The Year Radio Shows Where They Pay Tribute To All The People Who Died That Year, And Act Like They Really Cared About Them When They Never Actually Knew Them At All? Well, Because I Don’t Want To Be Lumped Into That Category, We’ll Only Honor One Folk Who Died Just Recently And As For The Rest We’ll Make Sure That If They Aren’t Alive Their Bodies Are Relatively Cold!” Edition

12/28/2007
#316 - “Well, Somehow It’s Appropriate That My Last Attic For 2008 Is Dedicated To A Bunch Of Singles. Not Those Of You Who Are Looking For Your New Year’s Date, Rather Those 7” Things With The Big Hole In The Middle. Okay, Let’s Just Leave The Innuendo Right There, Okay Buddy? (Subtheme Yet Again: The Love Rollercoaster Child!)

12/05/2008
#362 - “The Listener/Studio Audience Participation Ratio On This Particular Menace’s Attic Is Much Higher Than Usual. Even Frank Zappa Would Find That A Bit Freaky!”

12/12/2008
#363 - “Tonight’s Radio Show Is So Good It Was Awarded The Good Housekeeping Seal Of Approval – And All I Had To Do To Get It Was Send In 5 Million Box Tops, 10,000 Green Stamps And Ask You To Become A Fan On My Facebook Page!”

12/19/2008
#364 - “Only Two Or Three More Shopping Days Until Hanukah, Depending On How Religious You Are And How Much You Believe Jews Will Do ANYTHING To Get Things Wholesale!”

12/06/2009
#415 The Menace’s Attic - The “If You’ve Got A Condo For Rent Anywhere That Has A Daytime Temperature of 70 Degrees, Invite Me I’ll Supply The Burritos and Chicken Pot Pies!” Edition

12/11/2009
#416 The Menace’s Attic - The “It’s Hanukah and That Means That All Through The Attic, Not A Creature Is Stirring, And We’re Lighting The Only Menorah That Also Doubles As A MP3 Player!” Edition

12/18/2009
#417 The Menace’s Attic - The “It’s a Conundrum, Hanukah’s Over And You’re Probably Already Inundated With Christmas Music. So, What Exactly Should I Do To Be Just Spiritual Enough, But Not Tacky! Well, One Thing I Know, There Will Be NO Kwanza Tunes Tonight!” Edition

12/25/2009
#418 The Menace’s Attic - The “Well It’s The End Of Another Decade – Heck Where Did It Go? I Mean 1999 Seems Like Just Yesterday” So I Thought We’d Head For The End And Beginning Of Six Decades And See What Those Were Like – Musically That Is!” Edition

12/03/2010
#467 - The “It’s So Good To Be Back In The Studio Live, Because No Matter How You Choose To ‘Label’ This Radio Show, It’s Living Proof That The Medium Is Not Dead. As Like To Say In The ‘Biz’ Dead Air Is Just Not An Option!” Edition

12/10/2010
#468 - The “Now That Hanukah Is Over There’s An Incredible Void Of 15 Days Until Christmas. The Lennon Anniversary Will Certainly Cover Some Of It, And The Rest Is The Usual Mix Of Mistaken Identity, Unrequited Love And Urban Myth. Nothing Unusual For This Show!” Edition

12/17/2010
#469 - The “Finally A 7” Edition, Although It Should Be The 14” Edition Because I Skipped The Last One. Of Course There Are No 14” Records So, I’ll Once Again Just Have To Feel A Bit Inadequate Edition!” Edition

12/24/2010
#470 - The “I Haven’t Had The Time To Curate A Show Like This One In Forever, So Consider This Something Special In Your Stocking From A Nice Jewish Boy! For The Women In The Audience, Sorry I Know That Come Out Quite Right!” Edition

12/31/2010
#471 - The “The Good News Is It’s Only 9 pm on New Year’s Eve, So You’re Probably Not Drunk Yet. The Bad News Is That After You Finish Listening To This Show, You Will Definitely Want To Designate A Driver!” Edition (Every Set Starts With A Version Of Auld Lang Syne!)

12/04/2011
#516 - “The Only Thing Worse Than Unrequited Love Is Trying To Find Love That Was Once Requited And Trying To Get It Back! Yes, I Just Saw The Movie “Young Adult!”

12/11/2011
#517 - “When I Say This Show Is Really Something, I Mean It. I Am Not Leaving Something Out. In Fact, If Anything, I’ve Gone Overboard On The Something Tonight. And That’s Something I Thought About Deeply!”

12/18/2011
#518 - “This Is The First Time I’ve Been On-Time For The 7” Edition In At Least 21 Shows. Well Actually That Math Is Not Quite Right, Because It’s 3 Shows If You Divide By 7.” Of Course If You Carry The 1, The Whole Thing Gets Pretty Heavy. Get It? The 1 Is Heavy If You Carry It! Boy, It’s A Good Thing I Crack Myself Up, Or It Would Be A Sad Life!

12/02/2012
#566 - “While Having A Healthy Diet And Regular Exercise Will Keep You Healthy, The Only Thing That Will Truly Keep You Young Is Rock And Roll! At Least According To My Personal Trainer And 11-Year-Old Kate”

12/09/2012
#567 - “It’s That Time Again Where I Spin Those Round Things With The Big Holes! Well Dollars To Donuts Boys And Girls: You Guessed It, It’s Another 7” All 45 RPM’s On The Two Turntables Featuring A Couple From My Friend Alan’s Collection!”

12/16/2012
#568 - “I Wonder If Anyone Has Ever Dedicated An Entire Radio Show To A Cat? While Not Every Song Will Exactly Be For Velvet, I’m Sure She Will Appreciate Many Of Them. As For You, My Listeners, I Promise That None Of Them Will Make You Fur-ious!”

12/23/2012
#569 - “While I Usually Don’t Admit It, Even This Jewish Boy From NYC Likes A Few Christmas Songs, And Since Hanukah Came Early, I Figure I Might As Well Keep The Holiday Spirit Alive. Oh Wait, Spirits Are Already Dead Aren’t They. Oh Well, Then Let’s Use Spirit As In Drinking – Milk, Of Course!”

12/30/2012
#570 - “This Week’s Show Chronicles Movie Sightings in L.A. and Here In SFO, As Well As A Couple Of Trips To Amoeba Records Because I Really Needed More Music To Play So I Can Keep This All Going For All Of 2013 Or At Least Until Awards Season Is Over!”

01/04/2008
#316 - “This Show Is Dedicated To Some Of The Best Rock And Roll Songwriters Of All Time, The Artists That Should Have Had The Hit Version Of And Well, Just A Few That Should Have Never Written A Song Or Had A Hit In The First Place!

01/11/2008
#318 - “After All These Years You Are Probably Tired Of Hearing Me Talk About Going To Sundance. Blah Blah Blah Isn’t Dennis The Menace Important Blah Blah Blah Premieres, Blah Blah Blah, Movie Stars Blah Blah Blah Six Decades Of Rock And Roll By Theme. Blah Blah - Hey Wait A Minute You Can Have Every Set Of Blahs Except The Last One Or The Next Hour Is Going To Be Pretty Darn Quiet” Edition

01/18/2008
#319 - “Even Though I’m At Sundance Right Now, This Show Is Prerecorded and Edited So Perfectly You’d Never Know It Wasn’t Actually Live. This Show Is Prerecorded And Edited So Perfectly You’d Never Know That…Geez Louise, He’s Not Really Going To Stoop To That Kind Of Lowbrow Humor Is He? If So, Let’s Hope The Quality Of The Music Is Just A Bit Above Rheingold. It Used To Be The Champagne Of Bottled Beers, ‘Ya Know!

01/25/2008
The Menace’s Attic Episode #320 - “It’s So Good To Be Back In The Warm Weather! Hey Look, When You’ve Been In Park City, Utah With Temps In The Single Digits, 45 or So Degrees Is A Gosh Darn Heatwave!”

01/02/2009
#366 - “Next Week, I’ll Be Celebrating The 8th Anniversary Of The First Episode Of This Radio Show. With That Comes And Immense Responsibility To Uphold The Tenets That This Show Was Originally Created Upon. So, Basically That Means After All The Time The Tenants Deserve A Rent Increase, Don’t You Think?”

01/09/2009
#367 - “Almost Exactly Eight Years Ago Tonight, I Did The Very First Menace’s Attic. Now Given That The Traditional Eighth Anniversary Gift Is An Electrical Appliance, I Say Why Wait Until The Tenth Anniversary To Raise A Glass And Have A Toaster Oven To The Show!”

01/16/2009
#368 - “Since I’m At Sundance Yet Again And Needed Some New Schtick For A Movie-Themed Show, We’ve Brought Back The Movie Clips!”

01/23/2009
#369 - “My Radio D.J. Went To The Sundance Film Festival And All I Got Was This Lousy $75.00 T-Shirt, A $25.00 Baseball Cap And A Free Copy Of Entertainment Weekly I Already Read A Week Ago!”

01/30/2009
#370 - “Tonight’s Show Is Quirky, Jerky, And Features Misnomers, Cover Versions And Lots Of Surreality, Which Is Now Being Marketed By Kelloggs Even Though It’s Not A Word! ?”

01/01/2010
#419 - The “It’s The First Year Of The New Decade And We’re Already Being Told How To Pronounce It Correctly – It’s Twenty-Ten And Don’t Mess It Up Or They’ll Send You Back To The Last One And We Know How Badly That Would Stink!” Edition

01/08/2010
#420 - Tonight’s Guest D.J. Has Appeared On The Show Since She Was About Three, And Can Run The Control Board Better Than I Can! (Special Guest D.J. Kate Scheyer!) Edition

01/15/2010
#421 - This Is The 7” Edition I Was Supposed To Do Last Week When Kate Was On The Show And The Fact Is At Age 8 She Can Add Better Than I Can, So Let’s Pretend You Can Divide 421 By 7! Edition

01/22/2010
#422 - “While I’m At The Sundance Film Festival I Thought We’d Listen To Some Iconic Tracks That Truly Make The Movies They’re In!” Edition

01/29/2010
#423 - “No Matter How You Slice It I’m Going To Sound Snooty When I Say Things Like “Oh Yeah, I Saw The New Movie About The Runaways at Sundance, And You Can’t See It Until March, Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah!” Edition

01/07/2011
#472 - I Need To Forewarn You That There Is Something Funny About The Show Tonight Other Than Me. Which Means It Might Actually Be Funny Ha Ha Instead Of Funny Strange This Time Around! Special Guest: David Owen, Co-Founder Of San Francisco SketchFest. And We Celebrate The Ninth Anniversary Of This Radio Show!

01/14/2011
#473 - This Week’s And Next Week's Shows Are Truly Freeform. I’ve Brought A Pile Of Songs Into The Studio With No Particular Plan And Just A One Word Theme Amongst Them: “Moon!”

01/08/2012
#519 - “It’s Another Freeform, Off The Wall Edition Where The Music Never Stops Until We Run Out Of Time And The D.J. Talks Up To The Post Just Like The Olden Days!”

01/15/2012
#520 - “I Originally Asked Robert Redford To Program This Show, But When He Told Me He Was Going To Open It With Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head” I Politely Asked Him If It Was Alright If I Just Attend His Film Festival Again! (Yup, DTM Is Headin’ For Sundance Again!)”

01/22/2012
#521 - “It Looks Like Winter Is Finally Hitting In Some Parts Of The Country. That Fact, Really Has Very Little Effect On This Radio Show, Except For Perhaps The Opening Song, And Anything Else I Happen To Come Upon That Will Prevent It All From Becoming A Snow Job! And Should You Believe I’m Using That Merely As A Pun, Get Ready For Me To Explain The Derivation Of That Expression!‟

01/29/2012
#522 - “This Show Is Filled With Stories Both Fiction And Non-Fiction. Some With Friction And Others That Are As Smooth As The Dulcet Tones Of Your Host. So Turn Up The Bass And Treble, ‘Cause The Midrange Ain’t Where It’s At Baby!”

01/05/2013
#571 - “Even Though This Show Always Seems Freeform, Most Of The Time It’s Programmed To The Minute. Tonight, In An Effort To Be Truly Freeform, I’ve Picked The Songs, The Theme, But Have No Idea Where It’s All Going To Go From Here – Which Of Course, Is Appropriate For Saluting A Lost Page And Opening A Bunch Of New Ones For The New Year!”

01/13/2013
#572 - “Omigosh, Can You Believe It’s Already The SECOND WEEK OF JANUARY? Boy, Is The Year Going By Fast! Where Did That Entire FIRST Week Go?”

01/20/2013
#573 - “I’ve Been Going To The Sundance Film Festival For At Least 5 Years Longer Than This Radio Show Has Been On The Air. That Said, Please Don’t Ask Me What I Think Of Showgirls Or Ishtar. I Believe Everyone Needs To Keep One Secret, Don’t You?”

01/27/2013
#574 - “A Tale Or Two From Sundance And Some Great Narrative Dialogue In The Form Of Lyrics!”